Probably Dead – Decorative Plant Sign

Ever glance at your houseplants and wonder, “Is that still a plant… or just hope?” Embrace the uncertainty with this delightfully sarcastic “Probably Dead” plant sign. Whether your green thumb is heroic or falling short, this little marker adds humour and personality to your plant collection. 📐 Product Details • Dimensions: Approximately 28 cm tall × 9 cm wide (with a slim profile) — matches other signs in this range. • Weight & Material: Lightweight but sturdy metal construction, built to resist typical outdoor and indoor conditions. • Design: Bold lettering “Probably Dead” that stands out amid foliage • Use: Simply insert into the soil of your plant pot or garden bed; the slim stake ensures it won’t overly crowd your greenery